why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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