Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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