it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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