OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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