my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Boobs are out for the taking
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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