I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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