ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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