google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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