Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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