Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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