just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
