They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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