You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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