No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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