Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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