I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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