Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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