He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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