so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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