fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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