the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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