Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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