whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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