Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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