Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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