her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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