belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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