I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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