I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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