yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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