I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My balls are so social today.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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