JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He? As in you personified your dick?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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