is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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