I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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