I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize