id be glad to
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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