Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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