Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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