there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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