problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Boobs are out for the taking
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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