Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We were destined to go to rehab together
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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