found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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