singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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