it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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