The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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