weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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