is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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