Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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