just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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