Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
