shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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