My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
