I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Damn victory sex feels great
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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