HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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