We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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