You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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