you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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