Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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