I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Randomize