Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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