NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
